...[Fanboy's] tastes can be obscure. "You know the movie they quote me most often?" says Matt Damon. "Not the Bourne movies. Not Oceans. But Rounders. I can't figure it out."
I'll tell you why Matt: because Rounders is fucking awesome.
Mike McDermott: "I feel like Buckner walking back into Shea. "
Worm: "Hey! If you want to see this seventh card you're gonna stop speakin' fuckin' Sputnick. "
Worm: "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the fuckin' rake."
Mike McDermott: "What the fuck are you talkin' about. What saying?"
Worm: "I-I don't know. There ought to be one though. "
Mike McDermott: "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage. "
Taki: "What did you think he had? Does he look like a man beaten by jacks?"
Teddy KGB: "In my club, I will splash the pot whenever the fuck I please. "
Teddy KGB: "Nyet! Nyet! No More! No! Not tonight! This son of bitch, all night he, 'Check. Check. Check.' He trap me! "
Worm: "Now, what did I ever do to that guy?"
Mike McDermott: "You fucked his mother."
and my personal favorite:
Mike McDermott: "You comin' up? "
Lester 'Worm' Murphy: "No, I've been standin' out here all this time just to say hi."
Mike McDermott: "All right, listen, things haven't been that smooth on the homefront so, you know, tone it down a little, all right?"
Lester 'Worm' Murphy: "Tone done what, motherfucker?"
1 comment:
Rounders was the bomb, but I never quote it. Until now. Thanks.
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