- When you feel ugly, every pretty girl is an insult.
- Why is blue-eyed-soul the only part of black culture that - when co-opted - gets the "blue-eyed" moniker attached? Shouldn't pretty much every popular genre of music be "blue-eyed"?
- Why do I always end up having at least one person at work refer to me exclusively by my last name?
- Wow, I have really shitty handwriting(this loses something in translation).
- I have the unfortunate affliction of caring what others think about me. Maybe you do too, it's quite common.
- Boots. Long black heeled boots will be the death of me(whether this is because of women who wear them or that I'm a troubled transvestite is up to the reader to decide).
- Hey a limo! Flex your muscles, maybe you'll be discovered!
- The best part about working construction was the strip clubs.
- My girlfriend is always mad at me for something.
- I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning is definitely Bright Eye's best album.
- Why is every skeevy old man(who almost always has a bag of fresh porn mags) on the subway inevitably the most courteous man on the subway?
It's not always easy
4 years ago
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